Friday, August 14, 2009

033.) Proof of Humanity's Decent into Idiocy! (A True Story Updated)

It's a bit overdue, but I thought that I'd wait around before posting this to see if the light bulb above S'ven's head would ever go off.

As of yet, that light bulb is dimmer than an over worn pair of undies.

And in case you haven't the slightest clue as to what I am talking about, please jog on over here.




S'ven was thrust into the UFC spotlight a little sooner than he'd expected, for one guy ran for the hills before that guy's match ever began and S'ven was called up to the ring two weeks early. Naturally, he thought this was a wonderful thing because the man must obviously think himself the UFC's answer to


CM Punk (and really I just desperately wanted an excuse to post a picture of that man and his fine, fine lines. photo source. Fine, fine, fine...).

So, inflated ego in hand, S'ven entered the ring touting all of the moves he'd learned in any number of basements (these moves not being anything extraordinary). He did not tout very long, however, as the kid he was fighting quit not long into the match.

S'ven won by default.

He's going back this Saturday to fight and surely he'll be thinking that he's unstoppable - right until his head is handed to him.

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