033.) Proof of Humanity's Decent into Idiocy! (A True Story Updated)

It's a bit overdue, but I thought that I'd wait around before posting this to see if the light bulb above S'ven's head would ever go off.

As of yet, that light bulb is dimmer than an over worn pair of undies.

And in case you haven't the slightest clue as to what I am talking about, please jog on over here.




S'ven was thrust into the UFC spotlight a little sooner than he'd expected, for one guy ran for the hills before that guy's match ever began and S'ven was called up to the ring two weeks early. Naturally, he thought this was a wonderful thing because the man must obviously think himself the UFC's answer to


CM Punk (and really I just desperately wanted an excuse to post a picture of that man and his fine, fine lines. photo source. Fine, fine, fine...).

So, inflated ego in hand, S'ven entered the ring touting all of the moves he'd learned in any number of basements (these moves not being anything extraordinary). He did not tout very long, however, as the kid he was fighting quit not long into the match.

S'ven won by default.

He's going back this Saturday to fight and surely he'll be thinking that he's unstoppable - right until his head is handed to him.

013.) Proof of Humanity's Decent into Idiocy! (A True Story)

This is S'ven*. One bright day S'ven pointed to the TV and said, "My friends say I'm good at that". And so, with no formal training in the sport outside of weekend forays in a friend's basement and absolutely no knowledge (none whatsoever) of even the meekest shadow of the martial arts, S'ven is trying his hand at the Ultimate Fighting Championship, UFC for short.

S'ven will have his first match, his first time in the ring, on 22 August 2009.

S'ven does not have health insurance.




* (well, no, this is not s'ven because this s'ven here is a stock photograph) name has been changed to Steven "S'ven" Annonymous to protect the sanctity of his silliness

photograph by Ingram Publishing